Today I’m not posting inspiration or photos, but something to lighten you day and perhaps give you a chuckle.
“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” ~Mark Twain
In the evenings DirtMan and I sometimes hang together and other times we each disappear into our various hobbies. When we hang we have moments of serious conversation and other times quite light. Though we are both cancers which make us sensitive homebodies, we still have other varying personality traits which balance each other. We have been known to absorb into serious levels of thought which takes the humor of the other person to pull us back to reality! The following is one of our lighthearted exchanges from the other night.
We both recently updated our cell phones. I’m not quite as savvy with mine as DirtMan. He’s playing with the voice command.
DirtMan: Oh, she has a sexy voice.
Me: Seriously, you think her voice is sexy? She’s the same voice on everything. (But then again NOW she belongs to HIM!)
DirtMan: Come on, listen to her: Call. Susan Payne.
Sexy Voice Command: Did you say Message. Craig (last name in audible)?
DirtMan: No, I said call Susan Payne
Sexy Voice Command: Did you say Call. Craig (last name in audible)?
DirtMan: No, I said CALL Susan Payne (I’m laughing my butt off at this point. Obviously Sexy Voice is either dumb or she has a hearing problem!)
Sexy Voice Command: Message Susan Payne.
DirtMan: No! CALL SUSAN PAYNE!
Sexy Voice Command: Call A$$hole
Me: Did Sexy Lady just call me an a$$hole?
DirtMan: (Laughing like crazy) No, she’s talking about a contact.
Me: What? Who has a contact named A$$hole?(Meantime Voice Command is calling A$$hole and DirtMan is struggling to shut it off before he answers.)
DirtMan: I do.
Me: No way!
DirtMan: Yes, it’s someone I don’t like but must deal with. Then to Voice Command he says Call Susan Payne
Voice Command: Call Susan Payne…my phone starts ringing…
Then DirtMan programs his phone to a special ringtone for A$$hole: A$$hole calling! A$$hole calling!
Me: I can’t believe you just did that. You better hope you’re alone when your phone starts ringing like that!
DirtMan is a trip…he keeps me laughing for sure. Perhaps Sexy Voice Command has a sense of humor as well.