It is a perfectly dreary day.
I have a big pot of chili on to compliment the chill in the air.
I plan to remain in my pajamas for the duration of the day.
I thought so…until….
The RING RING RINGING of the phone.
Not just any rings, but the continuous ringing of the annoying political calls.
Leave me alone.
I will only hang up on your machine. If indeed, I am gracious enough to sit through your little spill, I will not be swayed by your opinion.
My mind is made up.
Nothing you say will make me change my stance.
If I were in need of political enlightenment, I would not depend on your biased opinion. I would do my own research and come to my own conclusions.
I hang up on machines. The machine then triggers a real live annoying person to call me back immediately.
I try reporting that I am on the DO NOT CALL REGISTRY. Apparently, political calls (as well as charitable) are exempt.
I am not above hanging up on a real live person.
Staying in pajamas all day does not guarantee me an annoyance-free day of rest.
Do not call me. I won’t answer next time.