The Gazelle is not my friend. I don’t like him.
Yes, I really think he must be a guy. Who else would get such pleasure from making you sweat, pant, and groan?
Tony Little likes the Gazelle. Tony Little says it’s “fun, fun, fun, fun”. I beg to differ.
Tony Little promises “results, results, results, results”. I am waiting on that, too.
Oh…you actually have to use it to get results!
I do NOT have the firm butt that the infomercials sport, but again, I guess I’d actually have to use it!
So why did I buy the Gazelle you ask. Well, I didn’t. My friend gave it to me because she was using it as a coat rack. Great minds think alike!
I’m thinking maybe I should give the Gazelle another try. Maybe we should get better acquainted.
Maybe I should give him a name. Problem is I can only come up with one. Jerkwad. Any suggestions?
Meanwhile the Gazelle does make a fabulous coat rack..